回想我第一份工作—在Sun Microsystems的一份实习，我虽然没有过像在文中所说的那么雷人的情况，但是我也是在Sun的时候说过一些关于Sun的闲言乱语。大肆讨论Sun在IT界的落后地位以及策略的失败。这些将不会在我接下来的职业生涯出现。我敬业的做好我手上的事情，我想这就是在校生实习的意义只所在吧。我们下次一定不雷了。

Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.
“Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted.
“I haven’t added them up yet.

2.Like father,like son

A mafia’s son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new…” He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, “Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new…” He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother’s room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, “Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again.…. then do as I say”